skankplissken: my family almost started a fucking riot because we were playing a trivia game and the answer to ‘what’s scooby doo’s favorite food’ wasn’t ‘scooby snacks’ but ‘pizza’ I’m waiting for pizza to reply to this.
Reblog. Click the image, and Enjoy.
ixerro: foxyshy: askscratcheddisk: thetardisinhogwarts: la-creme: askpinkamena: omg this game was banned in my school because people would just play it over and over again in the library motherfuckin thank you this would be really fucking cool if my arrow keys would fucking work. THIS IS PERFECT Highscore at 507435. Highscore at 954825. Found a way to cheat, actually....
thatsmoderatelyraven: Happy Mother’s Day *Posts selfie on instagram even though it has nothing to do with the holiday*
icanbarelyspeak: not-thefunniestblog: if kate middleton doesn’t present the baby to the world from her balcony the same way rafiki presented simba they are doing it wrong when Michael Jackson did that people got really mad
roses are red violets are blue i want you to kiss me wait. stop calling 911.
lonelywhiteasian: no really i’m funny i swear please stay
walk up in the club like oh god someone help i’m having a panic attack.
Anonymous asked: I'm so sorry. It feels like these people are bothering you because of me.
Anonymous asked: Lol you're a child
Anonymous asked: why are u obsessed with this anon guy
Anonymous asked: my name is [REDACTED] and i give this blog a bad/10
Anonymous asked: kill yourslef
Anonymous asked: U are so stupid my bio can be anything I like. Leave me the fuck alone
Anonymous asked: Nope, no hints. Sometimes mysteries are better left unsolved.
Praying for those who were injured/died at Boston today isn’t helping anyone. If you’re really concerned for what happened today, go and do something about it. Prayers don’t save people. Actions do.
christinaquig: “I can’t describe her because green is the color of grass and the leaves on trees; things undeserving of being in the same category as her eyes” -Anonymous
oreoprince: I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
Reblog if you think gay marriage should be legal.
awindowtothewest: the-queen-of-anchors: HOLY FUCK THE NOTES. If you’re my follower and you don’t reblog this we have a problem~ HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THE NOTES you better reblog this. reblog EVERY TIME THIS IS ON YOUR DASH .
Me on my date: